Jesus Chris

He Wont Die for your sins but he'll buy you a beer.
He isnt like Christ, cause he doesnt hate Queers.
Hes loved by many, and hated by few
he'll fuck your sister, right on his pew.

He wont Die for your sins but he'll roll you a joint
so give him your soul, he wont disappoint.
Blunted at birth, Hes always been high
Hes not fucking god, just your average guy.

Jesus Chris! Jesus Chris!
Tokin' on the crucifix
Jesus Chris! Jesus Chris!
He'll Crucify all you pricks
Jesus Chris! Jesus Chris!
Chris and Mary gettin high
Jesus Chris! Jesus Chris!
Hes just your fuckin average guy
and hes never going die
So fuck salvation
lets get high.